how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
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He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
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Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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