do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
