Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
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If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
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Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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