Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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