This show inspires me to have sex in space
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
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Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
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You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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