This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
Randomize
