Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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