She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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