Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
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exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
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I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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