That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
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He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
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I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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