Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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