I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
where does the pee come out of this thing
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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