Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
then he tried to convert me to islam
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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