She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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