i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
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