I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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