I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
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Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
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as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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