I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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