Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Randomize
