About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
where am i from again
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
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she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
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You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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