so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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