I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
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If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
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Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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