he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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