Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
is it fun? or sober?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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