Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I cannot find my penis.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
Randomize
