I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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