im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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