I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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