I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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