Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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