this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
