it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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