I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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