Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I'm at about main and main street
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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