So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
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Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
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When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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