I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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