Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
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well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
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A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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