Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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