I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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