just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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