we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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