doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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