Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
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I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
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Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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