just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I enjoy the company of your penis
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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