i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
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2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
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I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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