and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
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I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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