I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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