Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
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He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
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Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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