the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
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it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
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Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
did i just pee glitter
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