i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
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You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
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Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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