I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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