may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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