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I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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