so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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