brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
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Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
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And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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