dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Randomize
