pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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