Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
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im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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